macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

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golddiggerr:

$$$$

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ruinedchildhood:

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20daysofjune:

Miss Tina heard the Flawless Remix and pressed Beyoncé like
If you talk about yo pussy one mo’ time it aint Solange you gotta worry bout…
I don’t need no damn Elevator.
Yo ass gon’ be On the Run alright.
Imma leave Blueprints all over that ass.
I ain’t raise Onika but she can pick a switch too.
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seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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kingsleyyy:

when the bus driver slams on the breaks… image

 

 

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nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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