When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
Miss Tina heard the Flawless Remix and pressed Beyoncé like
If you talk about yo pussy one mo’ time it aint Solange you gotta worry bout…
I don’t need no damn Elevator.
Yo ass gon’ be On the Run alright.
Imma leave Blueprints all over that ass.
I ain’t raise Onika but she can pick a switch too.
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
when the bus driver slams on the breaks…
asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much: